AAAARRRRGGGHHHH Technology!!!!!!!

If you thought I'd fallen off the edge of the planet, in a sense I had! Don't you just love technology. Hamster trouble! All sorted now - I hope. (Everything crossed!) [Climbs down from orange box. - Breathe.]

So, anyway, meanwhile back at the fantasies...

P.S. This last one... Saw an ad for a fizzy drink called Iron Brew. (Scotish) In the ad a lady was putting on a glove, (surgical - she's a nurse) and the caption reads, "I know you've got my last can of Iron Brew, and there's only one place left to look.

See? I'm much calmer, now?

Are You A Worthy Person?

Are you reliable? When you say you're going to do something, do you? (Even small things like, "I'll see you at six." And not five past!) How much of what you say comes true?

Barring the unforeseen, I often feel that a worth of a person can be measured by the percentage of what they say coming true. I don't mean a wish for world peace and an end to poverty and hunger. I mean the everyday things over which we all have absolute control: Meeting someone at an agreed time and place, returning a book or DVD, and keeping the item in good condition.

Are you a worthy person, deserving of the trust others show you? Then, enjoy...

Truth or dare?

Okay, dare it is. I dare you to monitor how many truths to how many lies you tell others. Make a New Years resolution: up the proportion of truths.

Not Quite Subtitles - But Much Better

I was surfing YouTube (as you do!) and came across a film with loads of my captions. Wow! - I thought. If you want to have nearly fifteen minutes of mine and other people's captions go to You Tube - Chastity Tease Captions (BDSM funny games).

Unless you're a speed-reader, you'll have to pause a lot to read all the captions. Thank you Los80forever for compiling it all, for us.

If you don't fancy the surf, right now, here's a series...

More Love, Please

I've been thinking a lot about love, recently. I don't know about you, but porn is even better when there is some love on display. Or am I in an ever decreasing minority of incurable romantics? There are lots of good sexy stuff about, but what really does it for me is at the end, they hug and kiss. (All better, now.)

My feeling is that these games should bring couples together. If they don't, play something else.

They even write songs about it! "Love, love, love." I don't think it was just a passing phase from the 1960s. Or at least I hope it wasn't.

Are Mean Girls More Attractive?

As any good masochist will tell you, (after they've begged you to be mean to them), a mean cruel lady has something extra that makes her even more attractive. Aside from the obvious: authority figure makes us feel safe and secure, (bondage reference unintentional - honest), what is it? Or is it that simple? I need structure, and this is a structure?

I like physical pain (in small doses), but given a choice between emotional torment or a smack with a stick, I'll take the stick, every time. (Hopefully short of a hospital visit!)

So everyone, the mantra? One, two, three: Safe, sane and consensual. (This trio should come with a safe-word, agreed before play starts. - Just stating the obvious. Or at least, I hope it's obvious.)

And now some fantasies, with mean girls...

'Tis The Season

I hope you've done all your shopping for the gift giving season. That way you can have a reduced stress event. I know advertisers don't make it easy. Just try to concentrate on the reason for the celebration: Winter Solstice, birth of our Saviour, Festival of Lights, etc., etc. To quote a well known comedian: "May your God go with you". For those of you who are atheists: hope you find an extra bit of happiness in these troubled times.

My gift to you all: some endorphines. Enjoy...