It's one of the most useless starts to any conversation (argument) you'll going to have with your loved one. It's usually after you've botched it, and she's no longer talking to you that you think: I wish it went like...Her: My bum's too big, isn't it?You: What do you mean?Her: I'm not attractive with such a big bum.You: On what basis are you judging?Her: Basis? It's too big